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Creative Thinking Smog Test

Find out precisely how much your filters are inhibiting your creativity with this latest, scientifically validated personal creativity assessment. Scientists from the halls of Harvard, MIT, Stanford, Yale and the Vatican have joined together to create a guaranteed, money back analysis of your creative potential.

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The last time I read a magazine outside my primary fields of interest was:
Last week I read Spider Woman ... does that count?
I read an issue of Look in 1982
I would but I can't get my doctor to order any new magazines
Who reads these days?

You can look creative by being an early adopter. You need to work on your image if you still don't have ...
 a palm pilot
a dsl modem
a fax machine
indoor plumbing

Your office decor offers many clues to your creativity style. Which best describes your office?
My office is wallpapered with Dilbert cartoons
I believe in pile management and providing an ecosystem for indoor critters
Move the pizza box and grab a bean bag and sit down
I have my own padded room
Driving to work ...
I still get lost at least once a week
I make up stories about drivers in other cars
I often receive orders from sign boards
I keep my AK47 handy in case road rage sets in
My favorite questions are:
Why is there air?
What should you do when you find a nest of ninnies?
When a recipe calls for a "pinch of salt," does it matter if you have fat fingers?
Why don't we ride cows instead of horses?
Do animals laugh? And, if so, at what?